The Google Numbered Results Firefox Plugin has been updated. It’s been quite a while since anyone has updated it, but you can check it out here: Google Numbered Results Firefox Plugin. You’ll need to install Grease Monkey if you haven’t already.
Links to the Google Numbered Results plugin and Grease Monkey are on that page.
Happy Rank Checking! 
Google Numbered Results Firefox Plugin
August 23rd, 2010
Republican Party Spending
July 27th, 2010The Republican Party Spending historically has always been much worse than any of the liberals they’re always talking about. But the Republicans use fear mongering as a tactic to get you to believe otherwise. Glen Beck would have you believe that the liberals are the ones who have created the incredible deficit that we have now. C’mon, who are they trying to kid, we all know G-Dubya screwed the pooch on that one. Glen Beck is in need of serious help!! Can you imagine if he and Sarah Palin spawned!! YIKES!!!
A good friend of mine once said: "The problems that the current administration faces, were caused by the previous administration." HAHAHA Man did that one backfire on him…he said that during George W. Bush’s "first term". He said that in an attempt to slam Clinton, the President who nearly erased the National Deficit.
If you’ll look at the chart below you’ll see that when George W. Bush took office the National Deficit at least quadrupled in his first year! The man couldn’t manage a 7-11, let alone the United States of America! Didn’t he almost bankrupt Texas when he was "Governor"? I guess he was too busy being a Major League Baseball team owner…and I guess this country was following a new trend at the time of his "election", and that was to hire cokeheads and crackheads for the job…you know like Marion Berry, who also got re-elected…but that’s another story for another day.
Anyway…check out the chart below, click it to see bigger size:
This Shows How Republican Spending Is Out Of Control
We are in a world of hurt right now and have to start the mending somewhere…
North Iowa Tea Party = LOSERS
July 14th, 2010Can you believe the North Iowa Tea Party with that fucking billboard, comparing Obama to Hitler and Lenin…but what should one expect from a bunch of inbred, hillbilly, redneck, WHITE TRASH, losers from Iowa!!
They’re calling Obama a socialist because they fear change. Bush and Cheney were ok though is that it!!?? WTF is going on in this country when people are actually against improving the quality of all our lives…it’s fucking mind blowing. I can hear those idiots now: “We don’t want no change…Bush was protectin us from terrists, Obama wants to make us communists, I likes things they way they wuz when Bush wuz our leader”.
HOLY SHIT! They all need to be locked up, deported and then sterilized so they don’t breed!! How is it that these people don’t get it? OUR COUNTRY IS FUCKED UP, OUR GOVERNMENT IS RIPPING US OFF ON A DAILY BASIS!! SOCIAL SECURITY IS A SCAM, THE SYSTEM IS NOT SET UP TO HELP AMERICANS, BUT TO HELP EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET AND THEIR MOTHER!!!
Look at this Picture:
WAKE THE FUCK UP
AMERICA!!!!!
DO NOT LISTEN TO MORONS LIKE THE NORTH IOWA TEA PARTY, they are the DOWNFALL of this country!!!
The Lakers Suck And Their Fans Are Worse
June 19th, 2010Being a Celtics fan, born and raised in Boston, I naturally hate the Lakers, because they SUCK!! The Lakers are the Yankees of basketball for me. Then when I see what their “fans” do after “their team” wins a championship by the skin of their teeth, it makes me hate them even more…but who I really hate is the fair weather douche bag Laker fans who set cars on fire, like they did to this cabby, Laker Fans Burn Cab, who was just minding his business when the derelicts came out of the Staples Center and used the Laker Championship as an excuse to commit these crimes. The “fans”, and I use that term very lightly, who act like this are the same as the scumbag Raider fans and the Blue Seat Dodger fans, but I’m being redundant. I guess they feel they have the right to destroy property whenever they feel like…I blame this on their crackhead parents for smoking the rock when these maggots were still in the womb!
Not all their fans are like this, but it seems that a large percentage are…same goes for the Raider and Dodger fans…well, the Dodger fans maybe…the Raider fans, I think, are pretty much made up of 100% criminal element.
Talk about a good reason for abortion…every one of these “people” would make a perfect poster child for abortion!
You can read about how they burned this guys cab and pretty much screwed him out of making an honest living, something I seriously doubt any one of them has ever done!
THE LAKERS SUCK!!!
Laker Fans Burn Cab
The Los Angeles Lakers should replace this mans cab, PAY FOR ALL THE DAMAGE that was done, and pay for their own fucking parade!! I don’t want my tax dollars going toward that crap. Why should I pay for a parade for all those scumbags! Make all of them pay…oh wait…they don’t have jobs, they don’t even pay taxes!! hahaha
The cops should have been better prepared, but that’s not the point…they shouldn’t have to be prepared. It could have been handled very easily if they just opened fire on all of them, thus eliminating the problem and eliminating some of the burden on the state of California!
GO CELTICS!!! Still the greatest team in the history of basketball! When the Los Angeles Fakers win more than 6 championships in a row, then they can start thinking they’re good!
Cobra Subsidy Extended By 5 Months
June 8th, 2010I just found out that the Cobra Subsidy that President Obama put into affect last year was extended for an extra 5 months…what does this mean for you? Money, that’s what!
My Cobra Subsidy ran out November 2009 so after that I was paying the full price for my health coverage for 4 months…what this means is that I get a refund of almost $1,000 because that extension covered the time I was paying the full price. My Cobra Insurance ran out March 31st.
If you were terminated, laid off or whatever after September 1st 2008, you’ll get that extra 5 months:
“The federal COBRA subsidy was created in 2009 by the federal American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA). ARRA provided subsidized premium reductions for COBRA and state-specific COBRA for individuals who were involuntary terminated between September 1, 2008, and December 31, 2009. Since its creation, the eligibility period for the subsidy has been extended three times.“
The employers were supposed to notify ALL ELIGIBLE EMPLOYEES, but mine never did, as I’m sure yours didn’t either! I would call your insurance company and get your Cobra Subsidy refund!!
Strawberry Blossom Pics – Strawberries in Bloom
June 7th, 2010Check out my first strawberries! I took a clipping from another strawberry plant, rooted it and then re-potted it. I put this organic fertilizer in there called: E. B. Stone Organics – Tomato & Vegetable Food The plant seems to love it…
I then put it on my front balcony which has direct sunlight most of the day. Strawberry plants need lots of sun…you’ll see them along the 5/405 freeways in Orange county during strawberry season…they’re out in the sun all day.
I don’t water mine everyday unless it needs it…like when it’s really hot…as you can see by the pics, the plant is loving it’s home!
Anyway, check out the pics…click on them to see the larger version.
Man Gets Gored By Bull Through Neck and Out Mouth
June 2nd, 2010This is a Gnarly picture of some idiot getting gored through the neck and the Bull’s horn comes out the guy’s mouth! It’s AWESOME!! To me bullfighting is for cowards, the “men” who do it are complete cowards and one chromosome away from being serial killers!!
The Bull got his revenge on this “man”…I say GOOD FOR THE BULL!!
Bull fighting should be banished from the planet…if they want to make it a fair fight, they shouldn’t drug the animal, and it should be between the Bull and one man…get rid of all the other “men” in the ring that are taking turns stabbing the poor thing, but they don’t want it to be fair because they’re a bunch of pussies!!
People accept Bull Fights as ok, but then frown upon dog fighting or cock fighting…at least those are fair fights…they’re all disgusting.
Anyway, enjoy the pic, it’s pretty awesome…taken from the Stephen Colbert show.
Man Gets The Bull's Horn Right Through His Neck and Out His Mouth
OneArmedSEO – Dan League Attribution Marketing & Market Infusion Exposed!
May 10th, 2010Dan League of Attribution Marketing, formerly Market Infusion is exposed for the con-man rip-off artist that he is. Read about his child like behavior and how he deals with the problems that he himself created…I promise you’ll get a chuckle!
Dan League in his infinite wisdom has hired some poor kid in India, whom he’s probably also ripped off, to post slanderous articles about me, Oliver Bodnar and my company, OneArmedSEO.
I’ve given Dan League of Attribution Marketing many chances to just do the right thing, and that is to pay for the services that I provided…instead, he made many excuses as to why he couldn’t pay, which were all lies…did I mention he is a pathological liar? My favorite Dan League lie was when “he couldn’t pay because the person in charge of signing checks was on that plane that crashed in Buffalo, so everything was tied up in legal matters”…why would someone lie about that, I thought to myself, so I gave him more time, but nothing.
After enough chances and enough time had passed, I posted on my blog about it, if you type Dan League in Google, you’ll see it in the #1 and #2 spot, or you can click Dan League and read about it. After I posted that, all the contractors that he’s ripped off started coming out of the woodwork and finding it and started posting comments about how he’s ripped them off too…the funny thing is, he started posting comments as well under his alter-ego: “SEO Girl”…very funny. But wait there’s more…
One day he decided to call me and say he wanted to pay and he apologized for taking so long, claiming financial troubles…blah, blah, blah…the truth of the matter is, he was losing business because of my post, people were reading it and finding out what a scumbag Dan League of Market Infusion is…he asked if we could set up a payment plan and I was totally fine with that, but then when I got home that day and checked my email, he sent me a message saying that he wanted me to sign a legal document saying I would remove the post and submit a removal request to Google…I’m thinking, what balls this guy has! I replied with: “You are in NO position to request anything, and that when you are paid in full, I would amend the post to say that he made good on his debt”…I never heard from him again on the matter…so obviously, once he got that signed document, I never would have seen a cent! He then changed his company name to Attribution Marketing thinking that would make everything go away, did I mention he wasn’t that bright? But wait, there’s more…
Yesterday, I was notified of a comment on that original Dan League of Market Infusion Sucks post, it came from some illiterate kid he hired in India to post slanderous articles about me, Oliver Bodnar and my company, OneArmedSEO.com…they’re all quite funny, because they read as if some third grader had written them. The real sad thing is this kid, Bahnu or whatever his name is, is most likely going to be Dan League of Attribution Marketing’s next victim. I’m sure he’s filled this kids head with all sorts of lies and probably promised to pay him a lot of money…the sad truth is, he’ll probably never see a cent. Here’s the comment he left:
“Hey…you seems to have so much time to abuse your clients..You are getting a bad name to SEO profession. SEO is for the good. Not for bad.. You are using your SEO skills with a bad motive. Don’t think that google is your property.. I too know how to make your life miserabale.. I started my fight..Get ready to get fucked…” That was cut and pasted from the comment section of the original post.
He’s begun his fight…what fight is that?? He’ll soon realize that he’s on the wrong side.
Dan removed the original post from his blog…his lawyer probably advised him of that, but here’s a screenshot from Google’s cache:
Here are a couple others that this kid has been posting…you have to read them, they’re very funny!
http://www.dizzydogmusic.com/seo/unprofessional-oliver-bodnar-and-onearmedseo-com-harassing-seo-clients
http://www.webpublishedpoetry.com/tag/onearmedseo.com
And this one right on Dan League’s blog:
http://danleague.com/2009/06/05/oliver-bodnar-and-onearmedseo-com-abusing-clients/
The point of all this is to warn people about Dan League, Attribution Marketing and Marketing Infusion…steer clear of this person, he is a pathological liar, his business tactics are unscrupulous, he cares about one thing and one thing only and that is Dan League…his main purpose in life, it seems, is to find out how to get the money out of your pocket with the least amount of work put into it.
If you’re looking for an SEO company, I would AVOID Dan League of Attribution Marketing like the plague…I’m not saying use me instead, I’m just trying to warn you about this person and how he works.
Please read the posts he’s done in his smear campaign against me and read the original post about Dan League of Attribution Marketing, then called Market Infusion. Make sure you read all the comments!
I’ll post more of the lies he posts and also I’m going to start posting the emails he’s sent making excuses as to why he couldn’t pay…below are the one’s where he said the “head honcho was on the flight that crashed”
Email 1
“Sorry Oliver.. I’ve passed this over and we’re just waiting on the head honcho to approve so payables to proceed..
As mentioned yesterday.. she’s traveling with limited email access and we’ve reminded her by voicemail several times now..
sorry..
Dan”
Email 2
“Oliver
I apologize – something we’ve been doing too much.
First of all, we had a crisis with a key company official – they were on the Continental flight which crashed last week.
Consequently, my attention and company resources are focused on this and all matters will unfortunately be delayed.
I can only commit to paying your invoice – given the circumstances I’m not sure how quick.
Again my apologies,
Dan League
310.944.2067
Email 3:
“Oliver,
Yes it takes minutes to process a paypal transaction and I appreciate your empathy.
If it was easy it would be done however the circumstances aren’t. Bottom line is bankin processes and legal requirements have slowed things. Our bank is only allowing payment on payroll and other critical items until the legal dogs are finalized.
All of our vendors are delayed and we hope to have this resolved in a week.
I can’t tell you what not to do as a result but the threats will not facilitate things at all. Pursuing small claims is your call but also takes time – 3 weeks for a court date perhaps. I know cause we have a few in works now.
So again my apologies – we have every intent to pay but our hands are tied presently.
Dan League
310.944.2067
Please excuse any typo’s
Sent from my iPhone”
Take away from this what you will…my honor and dignity remain intact…Dan League has never had either of those!
Trip To Maui
May 7th, 2010In Maui right now staying at the Royal Kahana…the place is right on the beach, my balcony overlooks the water and I have a great view of Molokai. I’m going to Oahu tomorrow to see my friends Bruce and Yaling Fisher; they’re the ones who arranged the trip for me…they’re local Hawaii travel agents based on Oahu. You can visit their site at http://www.Hawaii-Aloha.com.
If you’re ever thinking about a Hawaii Vacation…these are the people to see, they know Hawaii very well and all their agents are either from Hawaii or have lived here for quite some time and know the place very well!
These are a few pics that I took driving up the coast…I’ll post more later…also as a side note, these were taken with my Blackberry because I didn’t bring my camera…I hadn’t planned to drive as far as I did…but they came out pretty well.
Someone had placed flowers on the fence, mostly likely to pay homage to someone who died there.
Sun beaming through clouds onto Molokai.
This was actually taken outside the condo I stayed in; a view of Kapalua Airport, Maui
Taken from my balcony at The Royal Kahana, Maui; a shot of Venus over Maui
Removing Google Sidebar or SideWiki, Everything Bar
May 5th, 2010Google has started implementing their ridiculous Google sidebar or sidewiki…it’s such a pain in the ass and useless! At first I would just clear my cookies and then go to Google again and it would be gone…then that stopped working!
Here’s how you remove it…Right Click on your Google Toolbar, go to Show Buttons, then click SideWiki, refresh your page and it should be gone. But then I saw it on the tool bar, so if you right click again on the Google Toolbar =>> Click Google Toolbar Options =>> Tools =>> Uncheck Sidewiki
So many people complain about this useless screenhog, I’m not sure why Google implemented it. I think they were trying to get people to click on the links that are normally at the top more…that’s all the sidewiki has…the same links that are already at the top left of Google.
I just found a post on TweakGuides.com that removes the Google Everything Bar, this is for Firefox, Chrome and Opera…there wasn’t one for Internet Explorer but if you’re still using IE, it serves you right!
Firefox
To remove the Google Everything Bar in Firefox, you will need to edit a UserContent.css file to add customized code. Follow these steps:
1. Go to the following folder in Windows XP: \Documents and Settings\[Username]\Application Data\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles\[randomstring.default]\chrome\; or in Windows Vista or Windows 7: \Users\[username]\AppData\Roaming\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles\[randomstring.default]\chrome\
2. Rename the existing UserContent-example.css file to UserContent.css, or create a new text document with that name.
3. Open the file with Notepad or any text editor.
4. At the bottom of the file, copy and paste the following text into the document exactly as shown:
/* Remove Google Everything Bar*/
div#leftnav { display: none !important; }
#center_col { margin-left: 0px !important; }
5. Save the document and close it.
Close all instances of Firefox and then restart it, and when you next launch a Google search, on the search results page you should see the familiar (old) appearance for search results. To undo this change, simply follow steps 1 – 3 above but this time delete the text above and save the document, then close and restart Firefox. Note that the full details of how to add custom CSS code to Firefox are on this page of the Firefox Tweak Guide, including samples of other useful codes.
Google Chrome
To remove the Google Everything Bar in Google’s own Chrome browser, unfortunately you cannot simply edit a user-based CSS file as in Firefox, so the best way to accommodate customization to the appearance of web pages is with the free Stylist Extension. Install Stylist, and then follow these steps:
1. Click the spanner icon at the top right of Chrome and select Extensions.
2. Click the Options button next to the ‘Chrome Stylist’ extension and select the Styles tab.
3. Click the ‘Add new style’ button, then in the box presented with the greyed ‘Stylesheet text’ prompt, copy and paste the following text:
div#leftnav { display: none !important; }
#center_col { margin-left: 0px !important; }
4. Tick the ‘All site’ box, enter a name in the ‘Style Name’ box (e.g. Remove Everything Bar), then click the Save button at the bottom of the box.
There is no need to close or restart Chrome, the change will be implemented immediately. If at any time you want to disable or remove this change, follow steps 1 – 2 above then click the box with the name of this style, and either click the Disable button to stop it, or click the Del button to remove it altogether.
Opera
To remove the Google Everything Bar in Opera, you will need to create a custom CSS file which Opera can then force Google to use when loading in your browser instead of its default one. Follow these steps:
1. In Windows Explorer create a new text file by right-clicking in an empty area under a directory and select ‘New>Text Document’. Open this document and copy and paste the following text into it:
div#leftnav { display: none !important; }
#center_col { margin-left: 0px !important; }
2. Save this document and rename it to google.css.
3. Copy this file to the \Program Files (x86)\Opera\styles\ directory – note the (x86) part of the directory name doesn’t exist on 32-bit versions of Windows.
4. Open Opera and browse to the main Google Search page, then right-click in an empty area of the page and select ‘Edit Site Preferences’.
5. Select the Display tab and at the bottom of the dialog box click the Choose button, navigate to and select your custom google.css file, then click OK.
You do not need to close and restart Opera; the change will be implemented immediately when you refresh the page. To undo this change you can either delete the google.css file, or follow steps 1 – 5 this time removing google.css from the end of the file path under the Display tab.
Note: Using the methods above has been confirmed to cause the folder list on the left side of Yahoo Mail Classic to disappear. You can resolve this by switching to the new Yahoo Mail view.
Anyway…good luck!