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North Iowa Tea Party = LOSERS

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

Can you believe the North Iowa Tea Party with that fucking billboard, comparing Obama to Hitler and Lenin…but what should one expect from a bunch of inbred, hillbilly, redneck, WHITE TRASH, losers from Iowa!!

They’re calling Obama a socialist because they fear change. Bush and Cheney were ok though is that it!!?? WTF is going on in this country when people are actually against improving the quality of all our lives…it’s fucking mind blowing. I can hear those idiots now: “We don’t want no change…Bush was protectin us from terrists, Obama wants to make us communists, I likes things they way they wuz when Bush wuz our leader”.

HOLY SHIT! They all need to be locked up, deported and then sterilized so they don’t breed!! How is it that these people don’t get it? OUR COUNTRY IS FUCKED UP, OUR GOVERNMENT IS RIPPING US OFF ON A DAILY BASIS!! SOCIAL SECURITY IS A SCAM, THE SYSTEM IS NOT SET UP TO HELP AMERICANS, BUT TO HELP EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET AND THEIR MOTHER!!!
Look at this Picture:

WAKE THE FUCK UP

AMERICA!!!!!

DO NOT LISTEN TO MORONS LIKE THE NORTH IOWA TEA PARTY, they are the DOWNFALL of this country!!!

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The Lakers Suck And Their Fans Are Worse

Saturday, June 19th, 2010

Being a Celtics fan, born and raised in Boston, I naturally hate the Lakers, because they SUCK!! The Lakers are the Yankees of basketball for me. Then when I see what their “fans” do after “their team” wins a championship by the skin of their teeth, it makes me hate them even more…but who I really hate is the fair weather douche bag Laker fans who set cars on fire, like they did to this cabby, Laker Fans Burn Cab, who was just minding his business when the derelicts came out of the Staples Center and used the Laker Championship as an excuse to commit these crimes. The “fans”, and I use that term very lightly, who act like this are the same as the scumbag Raider fans and the Blue Seat Dodger fans, but I’m being redundant. I guess they feel they have the right to destroy property whenever they feel like…I blame this on their crackhead parents for smoking the rock when these maggots were still in the womb!

Not all their fans are like this, but it seems that a large percentage are…same goes for the Raider and Dodger fans…well, the Dodger fans maybe…the Raider fans, I think, are pretty much made up of 100% criminal element.

Talk about a good reason for abortion…every one of these “people” would make a perfect poster child for abortion!

You can read about how they burned this guys cab and pretty much screwed him out of making an honest living, something I seriously doubt any one of them has ever done!

THE LAKERS SUCK!!!
Laker Fans Burn Cab

The Los Angeles Lakers should replace this mans cab, PAY FOR ALL THE DAMAGE that was done, and pay for their own fucking parade!! I don’t want my tax dollars going toward that crap. Why should I pay for a parade for all those scumbags! Make all of them pay…oh wait…they don’t have jobs, they don’t even pay taxes!! hahaha

The cops should have been better prepared, but that’s not the point…they shouldn’t have to be prepared. It could have been handled very easily if they just opened fire on all of them, thus eliminating the problem and eliminating some of the burden on the state of California!

GO CELTICS!!! Still the greatest team in the history of basketball! When the Los Angeles Fakers win more than 6 championships in a row, then they can start thinking they’re good!

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OneArmedSEO – Dan League Attribution Marketing & Market Infusion Exposed!

Monday, May 10th, 2010

Dan League of Attribution Marketing, formerly Market Infusion is exposed for the con-man rip-off artist that he is. Read about his child like behavior and how he deals with the problems that he himself created…I promise you’ll get a chuckle!

Dan League in his infinite wisdom has hired some poor kid in India, whom he’s probably also ripped off, to post slanderous articles about me, Oliver Bodnar and my company, OneArmedSEO.

I’ve given Dan League of Attribution Marketing many chances to just do the right thing, and that is to pay for the services that I provided…instead, he made many excuses as to why he couldn’t pay, which were all lies…did I mention he is a pathological liar? My favorite Dan League lie was when “he couldn’t pay because the person in charge of signing checks was on that plane that crashed in Buffalo, so everything was tied up in legal matters”…why would someone lie about that, I thought to myself, so I gave him more time, but nothing.

After enough chances and enough time had passed, I posted on my blog about it, if you type Dan League in Google, you’ll see it in the #1 and #2 spot, or you can click Dan League and read about it. After I posted that, all the contractors that he’s ripped off started coming out of the woodwork and finding it and started posting comments about how he’s ripped them off too…the funny thing is, he started posting comments as well under his alter-ego: “SEO Girl”…very funny. But wait there’s more…

One day he decided to call me and say he wanted to pay and he apologized for taking so long, claiming financial troubles…blah, blah, blah…the truth of the matter is, he was losing business because of my post, people were reading it and finding out what a scumbag Dan League of Market Infusion is…he asked if we could set up a payment plan and I was totally fine with that, but then when I got home that day and checked my email, he sent me a message saying that he wanted me to sign a legal document saying I would remove the post and submit a removal request to Google…I’m thinking, what balls this guy has! I replied with: “You are in NO position to request anything, and that when you are paid in full, I would amend the post to say that he made good on his debt”…I never heard from him again on the matter…so obviously, once he got that signed document, I never would have seen a cent! He then changed his company name to Attribution Marketing thinking that would make everything go away, did I mention he wasn’t that bright? But wait, there’s more…

Yesterday, I was notified of a comment on that original Dan League of Market Infusion Sucks post, it came from some illiterate kid he hired in India to post slanderous articles about me, Oliver Bodnar and my company, OneArmedSEO.com…they’re all quite funny, because they read as if some third grader had written them. The real sad thing is this kid, Bahnu or whatever his name is, is most likely going to be Dan League of Attribution Marketing’s next victim. I’m sure he’s filled this kids head with all sorts of lies and probably promised to pay him a lot of money…the sad truth is, he’ll probably never see a cent. Here’s the comment he left:
“Hey…you seems to have so much time to abuse your clients..You are getting a bad name to SEO profession. SEO is for the good. Not for bad.. You are using your SEO skills with a bad motive. Don’t think that google is your property.. I too know how to make your life miserabale.. I started my fight..Get ready to get fucked…” That was cut and pasted from the comment section of the original post.

He’s begun his fight…what fight is that?? He’ll soon realize that he’s on the wrong side.

Dan removed the original post from his blog…his lawyer probably advised him of that, but here’s a screenshot from Google’s cache:
Dan League of Attribution marketing Online Scam

Here are a couple others that this kid has been posting…you have to read them, they’re very funny!
http://www.dizzydogmusic.com/seo/unprofessional-oliver-bodnar-and-onearmedseo-com-harassing-seo-clients

http://www.webpublishedpoetry.com/tag/onearmedseo.com

http://buzz.yahoo.com/article/1:410bc7392438ab6b97a8beea5d12c056:c3d1ffbd06a09847e2952eb1462a3463/UnProfessional–Oliver-Bodnar-and-OnearmedSEOcom-Harassing-SEO-Clients

And this one right on Dan League’s blog:
http://danleague.com/2009/06/05/oliver-bodnar-and-onearmedseo-com-abusing-clients/

The point of all this is to warn people about Dan League, Attribution Marketing and Marketing Infusion…steer clear of this person, he is a pathological liar, his business tactics are unscrupulous, he cares about one thing and one thing only and that is Dan League…his main purpose in life, it seems, is to find out how to get the money out of your pocket with the least amount of work put into it.

If you’re looking for an SEO company, I would AVOID Dan League of Attribution Marketing like the plague…I’m not saying use me instead, I’m just trying to warn you about this person and how he works.

Please read the posts he’s done in his smear campaign against me and read the original post about Dan League of Attribution Marketing, then called Market Infusion. Make sure you read all the comments!

I’ll post more of the lies he posts and also I’m going to start posting the emails he’s sent making excuses as to why he couldn’t pay…below are the one’s where he said the “head honcho was on the flight that crashed”
Email 1
“Sorry Oliver.. I’ve passed this over and we’re just waiting on the head honcho to approve so payables to proceed..
As mentioned yesterday.. she’s traveling with limited email access and we’ve reminded her by voicemail several times now..
sorry..
Dan”

Email 2
“Oliver
I apologize – something we’ve been doing too much.
First of all, we had a crisis with a key company official – they were on the Continental flight which crashed last week.
Consequently, my attention and company resources are focused on this and all matters will unfortunately be delayed.
I can only commit to paying your invoice – given the circumstances I’m not sure how quick.
Again my apologies,
Dan League
310.944.2067

Email 3:
“Oliver,
Yes it takes minutes to process a paypal transaction and I appreciate your empathy.
If it was easy it would be done however the circumstances aren’t. Bottom line is bankin processes and legal requirements have slowed things. Our bank is only allowing payment on payroll and other critical items until the legal dogs are finalized.
All of our vendors are delayed and we hope to have this resolved in a week.
I can’t tell you what not to do as a result but the threats will not facilitate things at all. Pursuing small claims is your call but also takes time – 3 weeks for a court date perhaps. I know cause we have a few in works now.
So again my apologies – we have every intent to pay but our hands are tied presently.
Dan League
310.944.2067

Please excuse any typo’s
Sent from my iPhone”

Take away from this what you will…my honor and dignity remain intact…Dan League has never had either of those!

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Removing Google Sidebar or SideWiki, Everything Bar

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010

Google has started implementing their ridiculous Google sidebar or sidewiki…it’s such a pain in the ass and useless! At first I would just clear my cookies and then go to Google again and it would be gone…then that stopped working!

Here’s how you remove it…Right Click on your Google Toolbar, go to Show Buttons, then click SideWiki, refresh your page and it should be gone. But then I saw it on the tool bar, so if you right click again on the Google Toolbar =>> Click Google Toolbar Options =>> Tools =>> Uncheck Sidewiki
Removing Google Sidewiki
Removing Google Sidebar
Removing Google Sidewiki

So many people complain about this useless screenhog, I’m not sure why Google implemented it. I think they were trying to get people to click on the links that are normally at the top more…that’s all the sidewiki has…the same links that are already at the top left of Google.

I just found a post on TweakGuides.com that removes the Google Everything Bar, this is for Firefox, Chrome and Opera…there wasn’t one for Internet Explorer but if you’re still using IE, it serves you right! :)
I did it on my machine for Firefox and it works fine!
Firefox

To remove the Google Everything Bar in Firefox, you will need to edit a UserContent.css file to add customized code. Follow these steps:

1. Go to the following folder in Windows XP: \Documents and Settings\[Username]\Application Data\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles\[randomstring.default]\chrome\; or in Windows Vista or Windows 7: \Users\[username]\AppData\Roaming\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles\[randomstring.default]\chrome\

2. Rename the existing UserContent-example.css file to UserContent.css, or create a new text document with that name.

3. Open the file with Notepad or any text editor.

4. At the bottom of the file, copy and paste the following text into the document exactly as shown:

/* Remove Google Everything Bar*/
div#leftnav { display: none !important; }
#center_col { margin-left: 0px !important; }

5. Save the document and close it.

Close all instances of Firefox and then restart it, and when you next launch a Google search, on the search results page you should see the familiar (old) appearance for search results. To undo this change, simply follow steps 1 – 3 above but this time delete the text above and save the document, then close and restart Firefox. Note that the full details of how to add custom CSS code to Firefox are on this page of the Firefox Tweak Guide, including samples of other useful codes.

Google Chrome

To remove the Google Everything Bar in Google’s own Chrome browser, unfortunately you cannot simply edit a user-based CSS file as in Firefox, so the best way to accommodate customization to the appearance of web pages is with the free Stylist Extension. Install Stylist, and then follow these steps:

1. Click the spanner icon at the top right of Chrome and select Extensions.

2. Click the Options button next to the ‘Chrome Stylist’ extension and select the Styles tab.

3. Click the ‘Add new style’ button, then in the box presented with the greyed ‘Stylesheet text’ prompt, copy and paste the following text:

div#leftnav { display: none !important; }
#center_col { margin-left: 0px !important; }

4. Tick the ‘All site’ box, enter a name in the ‘Style Name’ box (e.g. Remove Everything Bar), then click the Save button at the bottom of the box.

There is no need to close or restart Chrome, the change will be implemented immediately. If at any time you want to disable or remove this change, follow steps 1 – 2 above then click the box with the name of this style, and either click the Disable button to stop it, or click the Del button to remove it altogether.

Opera

To remove the Google Everything Bar in Opera, you will need to create a custom CSS file which Opera can then force Google to use when loading in your browser instead of its default one. Follow these steps:

1. In Windows Explorer create a new text file by right-clicking in an empty area under a directory and select ‘New>Text Document’. Open this document and copy and paste the following text into it:

div#leftnav { display: none !important; }
#center_col { margin-left: 0px !important; }

2. Save this document and rename it to google.css.

3. Copy this file to the \Program Files (x86)\Opera\styles\ directory – note the (x86) part of the directory name doesn’t exist on 32-bit versions of Windows.

4. Open Opera and browse to the main Google Search page, then right-click in an empty area of the page and select ‘Edit Site Preferences’.

5. Select the Display tab and at the bottom of the dialog box click the Choose button, navigate to and select your custom google.css file, then click OK.

You do not need to close and restart Opera; the change will be implemented immediately when you refresh the page. To undo this change you can either delete the google.css file, or follow steps 1 – 5 this time removing google.css from the end of the file path under the Display tab.

Note: Using the methods above has been confirmed to cause the folder list on the left side of Yahoo Mail Classic to disappear. You can resolve this by switching to the new Yahoo Mail view.

Anyway…good luck!

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Valentine’s Day?

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

Be Mine…Be Mine valentine, I say this with a pure heart,
not because of a “holiday” made by another,
I say this because without you my heart is not whole, but only half,
I say this hoping that you have the other,
Life would be pointless without you and impossible because my heart is not one,
Be mine, so that we can live complete, It is you I’ve longed to meet…
Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Removing Bing Toolbar Added By Skipscreen

Monday, February 1st, 2010

I just installed Skipscreen, and the motherfuckers who created it have it install the Bing Toolbar without any warning whatsoever, they also hijacked my homepage and added Bing as my default search engine in the upper right search box in Firefox. I’m surprised they didn’t change my default browser settings so IE would be my default browser!
I installed it on the recommendation of a friend, and then when it prompted me to restart Firefox, I did…then I saw the Bing Toolbar and thought WTF!!!
They know you’re not going to want to keep it, so they disabled right click and gave it the name Search 1.04 or some BS like that so it would be harder to find! It’s also not in the uninstall programs section of your control panel.

Anyway, here’s what you do to remove it”

  • Go to Start=>>Computer=>>Double click your hard drive on that screen…it most likely has the letter “C”=>> Program Files =>> and then look for Search Bar, or Search 1.04, I can’t remember…delete that folder. This is what I did, you may want to just go to step 2 first and see if that works. I just deleted that folder because I hate when the scumbags install a bunch of crap on your machine!
  • Open Firefox, Go to Tools=>> Add-ons=>> Scroll down until you see Search 1.04 or whatever number, it may say Search Toolbar, powered by Bing, select it and then click uninstall.

If you like Bing and want the toolbar, then you’re good to go…but if you’re like everyone else, you’ll be pissed because Skipscreen did it without asking…I would avoid installing Skipscreen, unless you really need it because you download a lot of things online.
Why the makers of Skipscreen would hook up with Bing is beyond me…All Bing is, is MSN with a face-lift! They still suck, their search results are just as jacked as before…it just shows you how desperate Microsoft, like Yahoo is, that they’ll allow people to add an automatic installation of their toolbar with out ever giving the option to not install. The same thing happened when I installed Skype…only with them, it was that damn eBay highlighter. I also wrote how to uninstall that here: Removing ebay Browser highlighter

I uninstalled Skipscreen, because I don’t download a lot, and I don’t need JUNK on my machine! The makers of Slipscreen can kiss my fat ass!!

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Malicious Code in WordPress Template

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

I downloaded this template http://www.wordpresstemplates.com/?s=professional+business from the site a while ago and used it on 2 different sites. One day I noticed at the very top of the header in small text it said “cannot connect to database”.

I thought to myself, that’s weird, if the site couldn’t connect the database it wouldn’t show up…so I didn’t think anything of it, but then the other day I was working on one of the sites and jacked up the CSS file (luckily) because then I saw at the top this link with the anchor text: “HGH”, I was like, WTF is that!

Upon further investigation and a lot of help from my php god programmer it was being called from 3 encrypted files: start_template.php, theme_license.php there was also a lines of code in header.php, functions.php and sidebar.php that were altered, see below:

I’ve had to delete the code because it was messing up the page; If you’ve downloaded the Professional Business Wordpress template and you see those two files, send me a message and I can tell you how to fix it.

These are the files that were affected:

Header.php
Sidebar.php
Functions.php

Look for the part that has the 2 encrypted files.

The two encrypted added files:

start_template.php
theme_licence.php

Please repost this on your blog and help stop these douchebags from cheating their way through life!!!
The Crusade Continues!!

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Removing eBay Browser Highlighter From Firefox

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

I installed Skype on my machine and it also installed the friggin browser Highlighter extension in Firefox…when you open the extension manager it’s grayed out because the pricks don’t want you to remove it.

First I uninstalled Skype and restarted my machine, but that didn’t work.
Then I closed Firefox, went to Program Files/Mozilla Firefox/Extensions and deleted the browser highlighter folder and restarted Firefox…it was then gone, but I’m sure it left some junk on my machine…I’ll have to do a search and remove any other crap.

I think when I installed Skype, I wasn’t paying attention and just kept clicking next…I do believe it asked but it was too late…there was no back button.

I just reinstalled Skype and after you click the first “next” button, the Browser Highlighter screen appears…make sure you un-check the box if you don’t want that crap installed on your machine when installing Skype!

I just had a similar problem with another program installing crap on my machine without asking…this one was worse, you can read about it here: Removing Bing Toolbar.

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Gas Station Ripoff

Monday, June 15th, 2009

Has anyone else noticed that gas stations are slowly raising the price of gas again?? Every day the stations in my area raise the price 2 cents…that seems so small, but everyday!!??

The gas station by my house is at $2.95 per gallon as of this morning (6-15-09), it’s being done slowly and systematically so nobody notices…but it’s happening…some are over $3 now. I’m not sure what we all can do about this except start taking mass transit, or write your congressman/woman.

Here’s a video I took when I was filling my tank up in Monterrey…I stopped at a Shell station and the damn pump already added a few fractions of a cent, and I didn’t even start pumping…this was taken in December 2007. this is small amount, but I’m sure Shell and all the others are doing the same thing all over the World, which probably adds up to millions of extra dollars for those scumbags.

We need to start using alternative energy, go to BruceDePalma.com and read about what this guy has done in that field that the government and oil companies don’t want you to know. This is really incredible!!

Damn my face was fat! hahaha

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ATT SUCKS!!!

Sunday, June 14th, 2009

Update 8-12-09
So I get yet another call from Bay Area Credit about this bogus ATT bill that ATT is trying to stick me with…they supposedly were investigating the fraudulent bill that ATT is wrongfully charging me with.

The guy on the phone gives me two options: 1. I can pay the bill at a reduced rate, to which I said fuck that why would I pay a criminal to give me back something he stole from me…ATT SUCKS, THEY ARE A CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION! 2. I can file yet another fraudulent claim.

Now I’ve already done this a couple times, but I guess they conveniently lose all the paperwork that I’ve filled out and the letters I’ve written stating why it’s fraudulent and why it’s impossible for the bill to be mine…Bay Area Credit doesn’t seem to be able to grasp the concept and on top of that was sticking up for ATT, the criminal organization at fault here.

I just got off the phone with the person that was supposedly handling the situation, it turns out she wasn’t and dropped the ball. She says it’s “identity theft”…here’s why that is COMPLETE HORSESHIT!!

Why would ANYONE steal my ID just so they can pay a friggin $200 phone bill…what’s more the phone bill is atached to my current address, so that means the person who lived here before, whom I’ve never met, would had to have gotten my social security number, my name ands everything else, just so they could stick me with their bill. When I told Mary Carr at Bay Area Credit Service, that ATT is just sticking me with the bill for a number I’ve never had, she said: “ATT wouldn’t do that.”, To which I replied: “It’s a corporation of course they would”. Then she got all huffy and said : “I’ll send a fraud packet out today, good day sir.” Now what the fuck is that all about. That kind of response makes me think they’re in cahoots with each other. ATT creates a bogus bill, sends it to a person, they don’t pay, then Bay Area Credit Service, gets the account and then try to collect.

A lot of people probably get tired of dealing with it and just pay.

IF ANYONE ELSE HAS HAD THIS HAPPEN, PLEASE CONTACT ME! I’M GOING TO START A CLASS ACTION SUIT!!!

Original Post Starts Here:
Here’s another for my shitlist…unfortunately there are a lot of people and companies that are shitty!!
ATT SUCKS!!!
I moved into my current apartment about 3 and a half years ago, and when I did as anyone would normally do, I transferred my phone number to my new place…it was in the same town so the number would stay the same.

When I got moved in and plugged in my phone, it didn’t work, so I checked another jack…it didn’t work, I checked another and another (the place has a bunch of jacks), after checking them all and realizing that NONE OF THEM WORKED, I canceled my phone service and was using my cell phone.

Did I say ATT SUCKS? They do, ATT SUCKS HARD!!

About a month later I get a bill from ATT…I was like WTF!! not only was it a bill, but it was for a number I NEVER HAD. These motherfucking criminals at ATT tried and are still trying to collect a bill from a previous tenant, but they found out they didn’t live there anymore and just attached my name to it.

I ignored it and thought it was a mistake that would correct itself…but nooooo, the fuckers sent it to a collection agency and are screwing with my credit now!!

How the fuck can anyone think that they can just charge another person for a bill just because they live in the same apartment and for a number that was never mine.

If anyone else has had this problem, I urge you to contact me so we can put a huge class action suit together so we can put the screws to the CRIMINAL CORPORATION KNOWN AS ATT.

People are so concerned about two people in love that want to get married, but never make a peep about douche bags like ATT!!!

ATT SUCKS, they will absolutely never get my business…that won’t hurt them, but if everyone joins in and boycotts them, maybe we can take them down!!

UPdate: 7-23-09
More Reasons why ATT SUCKS and you should never buy or use any of their products!!

  1. They contributed the legal limit to the Bush/Cheney campaign twice. I wonder how much they contributed on the "down low"?
  2. The contributed to John McCains "Drill Baby Drill" – "Polar Bears Be Damned" – Why do you think they wanted tweedle dee and tweedle dumb to win!!???

If you care about the environment, you’ll dump ATT, because all they care about is their bottom line.
ATT is a CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION!!! Talk about organized crime…how can they just attach my name to a fucking phone number that I’ve never had and get away with that!!! To ATT I say, FUCK YOU!!! It’s not going to happen!! you’ve already fucked up my credit because you’re so friggin greedy, that you had to fraudulently put my name on somebody else’s bill, just because they didn’t pay and I moved into the same apartment…the bill was around $100…screw that! ATT needs to be brought down…class action suit in process…if ATT has tried to screw you too, send a message and we can join forces!!
ATT SUCKS!!!

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