Archive for October, 2009

The Star Spangled Banner Like You’ve Never Heard It

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

This is absolutely incredible! These 5 little girls sing the Star Spangled Banner occapella and it is the most amazing version that I’ve ever heard in my life!

I hate when you get people like Whitney Houston who sing it and try to make it “their own”…they should be hung!

Watch and weep!

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Family Guy Drinking Game

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

Are you a fan of Family Guy? Well so am I…I think the people who don’t like it or think it’s stupid are they themselves the ones that are stupid…or Petarded…they don’t like it because they don’t get the subtle humor, the many references to movies and TV shows old and new, references to current events, social commentary…they also make references to older news items as well…anyway…

I was thinking about how cool it would be to have a bunch of people over to watch Family Guy…have like a Family Guy marathon, only when watching, everyone has some sort of alcoholic beverage in front of them whether it be a beer or a shot of Tequila, they must have Booze.

Here’s how the drinking game would go…everyone is sitting front of the TV watching and

  1. When they make a reference to a movie, the first person to shout out the name of the movie gets a point and everyone else has to drink.
  2. There is no talking while the show is on, if anyone says anything other than the name of the movie, TV show, or news item, that person drinks.
  3. If two people shout out an answer at the same time, they get a point each and the two hottest girls in the room have to make out for 10 seconds…yeah I know, WTF right?…that one is for Quagmire, and everyone else takes a drink. If there aren’t any women or hot chicks, then everyone else takes two drinks.
  4. If they make a reference to some current event, or make any social commentary the first person to shout out what it’s related to gets 2 points and a pat on the back for being up on current events and everyone else drinks
  5. If they make a reference to some older event, the first person to shout it out gets 3 points and everyone else drinks.
  6. If a person gets 3 references in a row, they can make a rule and then make one person drink.
  7. If Stewie says “What The Deuce” everyone drinks.
  8. The first person to 21 wins and everyone including the winner, drinks!

This is the first draft of this game…I think it could be a lot of fun…if you try it, let me know how it turned out. Post this link everywhere…Tweet it and all that other stuff!

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Perfect Ass!

Thursday, October 8th, 2009

I just saw the most perfect ass ever!! I thought my friend Nancy Valencia had the most beautiful and perfect ass in the world…but this girl is giving her competition! I think Nancy is still #1, but this girl is definitely a close second!

If you saw either one you would agree regardless of your gender! Your jaw would drop if you saw Nancy’s butt!!!

I had just got my coffee as I do every morning at the Coffee Bean on Lake in Pasadena, and I was at the first light when you’re going south in the turn lane. I was making a left turn so I could bang a u-turn and go home…she was standing on the corner waiting for something…I drove past and made my u-turn and then saw that perfect bum!! OMG!! Everything about it was absolutely perfect…the size, the shape…it wasn’t too big…it had that perfect roundness to it…I guess it might be called an apple bottom…it was really beyond description!

Anyway…I had to share…I only wish I got a picture! Nancy Valencia, if you happen to come across this…you’re still #1! Send a message! :)

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